When I was roughly 10 or so, we had an evangelist that was based from the church I grew up in, Bethany Baptist, Melbourne Fl. His name is Jamey Reagle. He was preaching one Sunday night and I cant remember one bit of his sermon, but I do remember a joke he told about mother-in-laws. It went a little something like this . . .
A struggling business man boarded his flight home after a long business trip. He had a empty seat next to him, so he checked and looked down the aisle for anyone that might come to occupy the seat next to him. He turned to check the seat again and there was a lamp there. Curiuosity led him to rub the lamp and a genie soon emerged form within. The genie said he had three wishes yet there was a catch. "Everything you wish for, it will be doubled for your mother-in-law." The genie stated. The business man agreed and began his wishes. The first wish he asked for a million dollars. The genie granted it and told him it would be in his bank account when the plane landed, but his mother-in-law would have 2 million in her account. His second wish, he asked for a large mansion and two nice sports cars. Again granted, yet his mother-in-law got two mansions and 4 sports cars. Realizing he only had one wish left and wanting it to count, it only took him a second to make it. "I wish I was beat half to death."
I dont know how but I remember that 15 plus years. Ive always thought it was pretty funny.
For me this is not the case. I am blessed with a great mother-in-law, and very thankful for it. She is a great woman and a great friend. I am blessed and love my family.
Thats it for now. Still working on some things to get ready for some of the new stuff. Keep checking in cause it will drop soon.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment